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Saturday, September 7th, 2002
9:39 pm
I'm home with Daddy now!!! Thomomir is bankrupt but at least he didn't tear my children from my arms to stampede Middle Earth and forsake the Valar and abandon family and kill family and...

I forgot what I was going to say.

ROLL CALL! Where are my children? Amras is with me, Maedhros is with Artanis and frolicking about Valinor somewhere... where are Curufin, Amrod, Maglor, Celegorm, and Caranthir?

Don't make your mother worry too much, it's not good for her health, especially after she gave birth to all SEVEN of you and still pays for your health insurance. >_

current mood: bah.

(18 holy terrors | les enfants terribles)

Monday, August 26th, 2002
10:30 pm
It just occured to me that out of all seven of my children, I only have one grandchild. ONE. That would be Celebrimbor who was apparently infatuated with Galadriel at a time... and now Maedhros is engaged to her. It's amusing how things go.

Anyhow, Maedhros dear, I do expect several grandchildren out of you. And please take off that wig constructed out of her hair, darling, you're scaring the neighbourhood children, and the insurance prices for psychological trauma are rocketing.

(12 holy terrors | les enfants terribles)

Monday, August 12th, 2002
10:33 am - fatty bolger, i have something for you.
Yesterday I found out that I was six weeks pregnant, but luckily I managed to find a coat hanger and a bottle of whisky in time and now I'm not.

Speaking of children - where are Amrod and Amras?

But most importantly - Fatty Bolger, I am willing to give you this truckload of heroin I smuggled into Greenland yesterday afternoon for all some of Rohan.


(19 holy terrors | les enfants terribles)

Saturday, June 29th, 2002
2:35 am - seven. SEVEN.
I got a letter today from a man in Dol Amroth claiming he had Amrod living with him. Apparently Amrod had run off to join the circus, only to be dressed in a lion suit and starved and beaten and made to endure hours of hard labour in a strudel factory. I don't regret having children, not at all.

Excuse me.

I have to go save my son now, so he can drool in a comfortable home and not in some slum.


(33 holy terrors | les enfants terribles)

Thursday, June 27th, 2002
10:10 pm - .. uh. an update.
Where have I been?

In Valinor with Thomomir, trying to get Amras.. well, trying to make sure he never does something like what he did again. He is getting better, I think. I don't know where my other sons are. I think Maglor may be in The Shire, Celegorm is probably following Orome around.. and as for the other four, I hope their father has some idea (and I don't even know where she is) as to what happened to them.

Valinor certainly is... interesting. The Valar are very um... let's just say they are quite different from what I was taught. We visited Manwe's house where we spent about four hours sitting on the couch while he and a stoned armadillo offered us weed and talked about Star Trek and laughed insanely, and then he and Thomomir got into a weird discussion about Ulmo In Furs (formerly Sons of Gondor) and Manwe's own musical career or something where they praised each other a lot and blushed a lot and ended up crying and then started singing uproariously. Varda explained that this was normal and then hurried off to go see Este about some leprosy epidemic in Dol Amroth, and that was that.

I haven't gone near Ulmo because I'm too terrified since we went to one of their karaoke nights and he smashed about thirteen chairs and banged a maia's head against the wall and then got drunk and wouldn't stop giggling and insulting everything. Nienna seems nice but very aloof. Este is kind and has been checking up on Amras, but everytime I go near there Irmo ... well, you know how Irmo is. I visited Yavanna once and she got worked up about how no one appreciates her and everyone likes Varda better, and then trees and vines started growing out of everywhere and she turned all shadowy so I thought it was time to leave. Aule is very... cheerful. I haven't seen Tulkas and Nessa much, they er, seem to spend all their time with each other. On my first day here Orome tried to make me kiss a rotting baby corpse and I was warned to stay away after that. Vaire showed me her tapestries and let me use her library, I like her very much, but Mandos seems rightfully preoccupied all the time. Vana seems to spend a lot of time with Irmo, and that's about all.

Hmm I like it here, but I'm thinking that it may be time to go home.

(25 holy terrors | les enfants terribles)

Friday, June 7th, 2002
2:43 am - JOY

(1 holy terrors | les enfants terribles)

Sunday, May 19th, 2002
8:07 pm - here we go again
So, my my ex-husband has decided to get the seeing stones back. I am somewhat apprehensive.

So far Maedhros (please don't throw yourself into any fissures), Maglor (please don't die, and keep an eye on Celegorm and Amras for me), Caranthir (please remember to take your medication), Curufin (don't do everything that Celegorm says!) and Amras (remember all the things I told you) have agreed to take the oath stipulation. No doubt Celegorm and Amrod will also agree. As well as this, they're bringing Elrohir (why does this worry me?), Elfhild, Ancalime and Emeldir along.

Although I know it's foolish of me and Feanor has promised that things will be different this time, all I can remember is what happened the last time something like this occurred.

All I can say is - all my children had better come back alive. I will stay here in Greenland with Thomomir absolutely worried looking forward to their safe return.

Good luck :)

current mood: anxious

(23 holy terrors | les enfants terribles)

Monday, May 13th, 2002
11:15 pm - Form:
Mandos Recall Release Form

Name of Review Applicant (ie: King Undead Elven Fucker): Nerdanel
Residence: Valinor
Occupation/Position (ie: Lord of Doriath): Nothing other than the spouse of Fëanor
Species/Race (ie: Elf, Noldor): Elf, Noldor

Spouse (if applicable):
  • Name: Fëanor
  • Species/Race: Elf, Noldor
  • Is spouse living, dead or resurrected?: Resurrected (by Elladan)
  • If living or resurrected, current relationship status: Married to Elrohir
  • If living or resurrected, current residence: Rivendell

    Children (if applicable):
  • Name(s): Maedhros, Maglor, Celegorm, Caranthir, Curufin, Amrod, Amras
  • # disowned: None, even if they were evil, which they're not, I would never disown them.
    Are/have children...
  • Living, dead or resurrected?: All, yes. Resurrected, but some were still living (I think), like Maglor
  • Former band camp attendee(s)?: We did send them one year but they were all sent back home for disruptive behaviour
  • Produced any Gamgee spawn?: No.

    [x] Good
    [] Evil
    [] Waste of Space

    Historical accomplishment(s): I had seven children. They all did .. things.

    Current Residence: Greenland at the moment.
    [x] Good
    [] Evil
    [] Slut
    Patron Vala/Valië (if applicable): Aule
    Reason for return: I was concerned that my sons were inflicting pain upon in Middle Earth.
    Method of release/escape from Mandos: When I told the processing office that my children were out, they looked horrified and let me out immediately.
    In 100 words or less, justify your existence: They are not evil. Please let me make sure it stays that way.
  • (1 holy terrors | les enfants terribles)

    3:37 am - yup
    So, I am in Greenland now.

    (58 holy terrors | les enfants terribles)

    Sunday, May 12th, 2002
    8:08 am - hi again
    I just want to mention again how much I love my children. They alll have such lovely qualities.

    Maedhros - always very.. sure of what he wants and assertive. Maglor - most like myself and kind (except I wish you would be nicer to Celegorm). Caranthir - very sweet and adorable. Celegorm - he has an... interesting mind that comes up with some novel ideas. Curufin - NOT evil. Amras - very.. creative. Amrod - energetic.

    I am thinking about whether I should take a trip to Greenland, as Boromir (of The Eye) kindly offered. I've never been to Greenland. I would really like to see it. And perhaps I could help him with his horses. I uh, had a horse once. It died, and I never rode it because it was insane after Celegorm and Curufin fed it a cocktail of chemicals. Its name was Astaldo.

    (61 holy terrors | les enfants terribles)

    Thursday, May 9th, 2002
    1:27 am

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